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What's the weirdest thing...

OK, now that we've gotten started on it, I've got one from my kindergarten classroom. On the day before winter break a few years ago, a little girl approached me and asked if she could wash her finger. I looked at her finger, which had a brown smear on it and asked her what she had on it. She said "chocolate" which made sense because I had handed out a bit of chocolate to the kids before nap. But as she got closer, I took a whiff and realized it was not chocolate. I said, "That's not chocolate... where did you get that??" She looked ashamed and said "from my butt." I told her "Honey, you can't put your finger in your butt" and had her go wash her hands. In my kindergarten teaching job, I've also said "you can't put a newt in your pocket" and "you can't put a turtle down your pants." I mean, in how many other jobs are you able to say those sentences? I guess maybe in an insane asylum....
 
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