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Okay... I honestly used to complain that my 18 year old son's room is a mess. No more! After this thread, I'm not complaining anymore! What are a few smelly lacrosse socks compared to boogers?!?
 
oh i have had the boogers! Ezra likes to take my hair clips and hide them. Stella always has food and dishes somewhere. She isn't supposed to eat down there but so she likes sneaks a stash of stuff. It's awful!
 
So funny and oh so disgusting. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Not a room treasure, but I once found a 3 week old sandwich in the bottom of my son's backpack. It was so moldy I almost threw up putting it away in the garbage.
 
When my SIL was cleaning out my nephew's dorm room at National Ballet School, she found 4 or 5 bowls of various half eaten food that had been there for months. And you would think the smell would have alerted him to the decaying food. But no, apparently boys have no sense of smell.
 
This isn't gross gross, but once my little sis came over to my house one afternoon after high school so she was either 17 or 18. She had a boyfriend with her and they were being weird and giggly/flirty/tickly whatever. Somehow, they ended up spilling an entire bag of mini chocolate chips on the floor. Instead of sweeping them up and throwing them away, she literally swept them under the rug. The one good thing was that we had hardwood floors and thank goodness I found them before it was a complete melted nightmare. But to this day I can't figure out why she didn't just throw them in the garbage instead of leaving a lump of chocolate under the area rug. She still feels bad about it. My mom was soooo mad at her.
 
oh yeah...the bowls of something are things we find on a regular basis. My dh found one the other day when we were spring cleaning my sons room (while he was at work! lol). He asked me what I thought it might be...I had NO idea, so we threw it out...bowl and all. If I can't even begin to guess what it is, no amount of washing and sanitizing is going to make it acceptable to put back in my cupboard.

Being that my boys have all gone through the teenage years, I could really gross you out with things I've found! Let's just say...don't turn socks right side out before washing. Just throw them in the washer...you may not want to know what's in there!! Just sayin'!!!!
 
We have had weird things in my boys pockets, lol! A creepy crawlie a time or two, half eaten things, chewed gum.. I'm with Deb,
it's better to not turn things rightside out or to check pockets. Just keep it simple and throw it all in the wash, whatever scary thing
it is, it won't be ::as:: bad once it's gone through the wash! haha
 
4noisyboys said:
oh yeah...the bowls of something are things we find on a regular basis. My dh found one the other day when we were spring cleaning my sons room (while he was at work! lol). He asked me what I thought it might be...I had NO idea, so we threw it out...bowl and all. If I can't even begin to guess what it is, no amount of washing and sanitizing is going to make it acceptable to put back in my cupboard.

Being that my boys have all gone through the teenage years, I could really gross you out with things I've found! Let's just say...don't turn socks right side out before washing. Just throw them in the washer...you may not want to know what's in there!! Just sayin'!!!!
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Ewwwww and ewwwwwwwwwwww! Not looking forward to this...
 
I keep finding Lego pieces in the wash. I'm afraid they are going to somehow lodge into the controls and wreck the machine. So now, if I find it, it's mine, and it goes to general Lego instead of each kid's personal Lego. They don't much like that.
 
4noisyboys said:
oh yeah...the bowls of something are things we find on a regular basis. My dh found one the other day when we were spring cleaning my sons room (while he was at work! lol). He asked me what I thought it might be...I had NO idea, so we threw it out...bowl and all. If I can't even begin to guess what it is, no amount of washing and sanitizing is going to make it acceptable to put back in my cupboard.

Being that my boys have all gone through the teenage years, I could really gross you out with things I've found! Let's just say...don't turn socks right side out before washing. Just throw them in the washer...you may not want to know what's in there!! Just sayin'!!!!
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:lalala That's me right now... I have 2 little boys. Not looking forward to
that part of their life.... ACK!!!!!
 
My son liked to collect things...like spiders 'n stuff. The weirdest thing was some type of animal skull complete with teeth.
 
Ewww..

I keep coming back to this thread. I don't know why. I guess it is like a train wreck. LOL. :D
 
Lord, I don't know why none of you have scrapped these things?! I can imagine the layouts now, with colorful alphas that read...

meatball behind the drawers
boogers on the baseboard
turd on the second shelf
lollipop on the windowsill
small jar of pee
fecal messages on the shower door
pizza under the couch
saltine at the top of the stairs
sandwich in the bench
mini chips under the rug
bowls of something

Come to think of it, these sound more like album names for punk rock bands. Never mind.

:carryon
 
oh my gosh - i am just getting back to this thread - eeeeewwwww!! LOL!! so, so gross!! luckily all my girlies stash so far are things like barbie shoes and polly pocket dresses LOL ...
 
ROFLMAO Liana!!!

Let's see... I'm going to preface this with "It was NOT my child"... I was unpacking the belongings of a new foster care placement. In her things was a large plastic grocery sack filled with her hair. I questioned her mother about it several weeks later at a visit. Apparently, the child could not handle having her hair cut and had to save her hair from every.single.trim. UGH! Gross. I'm a cosmetologist and this grossed me out. This five year old had issues.

My four year old daughter pulls her hair out. We find chunks of her hair under her bed all the time. Not quite as gross. but still. eewww.

Been there. Done that. Boogers. Two foster children and one of my own.
Been there. Done that. Poop smears. Foster child and one of my own (the foster child & my own child are the same two mentioned for boogers).
Rotten food. Check.
Dirty (and I mean all out disgusting) laundry hidden in strange places. Check.

My six year old likes to put his dirty laundry under the bathroom sink. The hamper is in the hallway less than 6 feet away. *sigh*
 
Let's see....

I think the best story I can tell is the one of my oldest son when he was younger. He was playing Xbox while my hubby showered. He needed to go potty so he went to take a poop and when he was done he came out and continued playing Xbox. (I was at work at the time.) Hubby came downstairs and said son had his hand in his pants. My hubby asked him what was wrong. My son replied, "I have a mosquito bite." My hubby asked to see it, but my son was adamant that he was fine. Hubby finally got his hand only to see he had poop on it and had been playing the Xbox with poop on his hands. *gag* He asked him why and my son said, "I ran out of paper." :cornfused My hubby went into the downstairs bathroom to discover that my son had tried to wipe his butt with his hand and then, smeared it everywhere. I totally wish I could have been a fly on the wall. :giggle My hubby still teases my son about his "mosquito bite." LOL!
 
Don't even get me started on my oldest son's room....

We just really cleaned in there and there was some foreign stuff rubbed on the wall. It might have been snot...idk. I didn't clean it as I was so grossed out. Hubby scrubbed the wall in there. I picked up a plate with part of a sandwich left on it that had fuzz growing on it. Ugh! And empty water bottles that looked like he added stuff to them to experiment.

Boys are so gross....
 
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