Eh, I guess I've been old and boring since I was 5 years old! I have never been a thrill seeker, and have never tried an extreme sport.
Me at age 5, taking downhill skiiing lessons, and just utterly paralyzed/immoblized by terror at the top of a bunny slope: I'm supposed to ski down there?! no, no, I cannot ski down there.
The Canadian tourist industry puts out posters and brochures featuring fresh-faced, sporty Canadians cheerfully ziplining across a gorge in the Rocky Mountains, or perhaps effortlessly ski jumping at Whistler... I am NOT that sort of Canadian, believe you me.