When-will-this-all-end

This is about a secret 5-year conspiracy to move Major League Soccer's FIRST team, the Crew, from its birthplace in Columbus OH to Austin TX. The plan was announced in a news conference 10 months ago and has since been played out in the hearts and minds of soccer fans in Columbus AND Austin and in the courts in both cities. The latest "skirmish" seems to have been won by the Crew owner and co-conspirator Don Garber of MLS. But, the war is not yet over. As this ATC asks, "When will this all end?" The arrows on the sign read "Downtown" (where the Crew owner lied that he needed a new stadium in order to keep the team in Columbus); "Mapfre" (the first soccer specific stadium in the league, Crew home, and 3.5 miles from downtown); and "Austin" (which has just agreed to enter into talks to build a stadium 10 miles OUT of their downtown). CREDITS: KITS: Grow a Happy Life and Art Smart by Dawn Inskip; Hello Handsome & Girlies by Little Butterfly Wings; Football Crazy by Kate Hadfield; Emotional Grunge by Kim Jensen; FONT: Cocktail