No brainer - the tv could go
I don't know if the rationale or backstory is needed but as soon as DH & I sit in the lounge room together at night to watch anything, Steve (bird) goes into full on Greatest Showman mode & sings like crazy and it takes at least twice as long as it should to watch anything b/cos we have to stop & start & usually the first stop is within a minute of starting.
(And yes, we've been trying to fake him out by picking shows we don't care about but he seems to know, even new to us shows, when we've decided to commit to something on Netflix b/cos he will be totally silent during back to back previews & trailers (some nights we will just watch trailers) & he only turns into a 90decibel siren & ringtone amplifier after we commit but DH can binge watch anything by himself in silence before I finish up stuff & join him. Steve needs a bigger audience to put on a show apparently so I listen to music (with earphones) more than I get to use the tv, & well, to block out Steve's siren at times)