Whats the Difference between a Cat and a Frog???

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    dotcomkari

    dotcomkari The Deaf Superstar

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    A Cat has 9 lives.... but a Frog Croaks every night
     
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    A-M

    A-M Not a lot of hustle in my hustle anymore

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    I am kissing Bart but also showing this frog laughing at your joke: [​IMG]
     
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    dotcomkari

    dotcomkari The Deaf Superstar

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    My jokes..... are like frogs....



    They aren't funny after you dissect them. But they weren't funny before either.
     
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    dotcomkari

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    What type of shoe do frogs wear?
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    Open-toad sandals.
     
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    LivyBug

    LivyBug I should be considered yarned and dangerous.

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    Silly Bart! Here's a kiss!
     
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    amandac

    amandac Read, or Run? Hmmm ...

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    Why did Bart read Sherlock Holmes?
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    He liked a good croak and dagger.
     
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    spcoggs

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    ha! Kisses for Bart!
     
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    HeatherB

    HeatherB Ain't nothin wrong with a few dust bunnies!

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    The fly said to the frog, “time flies when you’re having fun.”
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    The frog replied, “Actually, time’s fun when you’re having flies!”
     
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    spcoggs

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    LOL I'm having fun. Kisses, Bart!
     
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    A-M

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    Here's Kermit laughing at all those frog jokes... [​IMG]

    What happens when you cross a frog with a dog?
    [​IMG] You get a croakerspaniel
     
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    bellbird

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    That's actually the funniest joke out of all these to me! :giggle
     
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    QuiltyMom

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    What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
    “Hopera.”

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    LivyBug

    LivyBug I should be considered yarned and dangerous.

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    Ha! Bart! Kiss!
     
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    QuiltyMom

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    What do stylish frogs wear?
    “Jumpsuits.”

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    spcoggs

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    LOL Kissed Bart!
     
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    JenEm

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    DigiGrace

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    Kissed the frog!
     
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    G.J.

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    Hahaha, this was really funny
     
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