... today while shopping (at Target) I needed to take a bathroom break (too much coffee prior to my shopping spree ) and as I was leaving the bathroom stall I looked back and I had toilet paper hanging out of my jeans at the top! How the heck that even happened I have NO clue - but THANK goodness I saw it before I got very far!! I shuddered at the thought of not seeing it before I left the bathroom!!
Something that is just about as bad happened YEARS ago ... I had just graduated high school and some of my girlfriends and I decided to sign up for a bowling league. As I walked off of the bowling alley, a few frames into the first game, one of my girlfriend yells "Hey Jill - you left your underwear on the alley!!" I was like "WHAT are you talking about?!?!" - and I was horrified to see a tiny pair of bikini underpants laying right next to the ball return. OMGosh!!! They must have gotten stuck in the pant leg when I washed them - and I didn't realize it ... !! They had slide down my leg and out the bottom of my jeans when I was bowling!! Talk about embarrassing!! We still laugh about it today when my GF's and I get together! Of course, that could never happen today! There is no way granny-panties would get stuck in my pants leg now!!
Bwahaha! That is hilarious! At least you caught the Target TP, but the bowling story just cracked me up!
I remember visiting my dad at work when I was in high school for dinner. Afterward, we were walking back at his building and walking back to his work; he walks REALLY fast (I walk fast but not that fast), so he was ahead of me and all of a sudden he mumbled something, cut a left and went through a door. Since I hadn't heard what he said, I followed him and said "Where are you going?" ... right as a man walked out the door and said "I dunno, but you're going into the men's room!" (Which I realized when I saw urinals. Yuck.)I flew back out the door and waited for my dad. He walked out and laughed "I said 'I have to pee.'"
Oh @JillW Don't be so sure about those grannypanties!!! I've had it happen to me and yes when I was out. I wondered what the heck that 'thing' was down by my ankle in my slacks or jeans. It felt like something rubbing my leg...Yep, a spare pair of underwear!!! I just yanked, squeezed them in my hand, and quickly stuck them in my purse.
However, when I saw the title of this I was taken back to the dark ages of being a young teen and always checking the back of our dresses during 'that time of the month' for possible stains. I did go to a girls school and we wore pastel cotton shirtwaist dresses from spring on because our school wasn't air conditioned. Menopause does have certain blessings.
I have chased a couple of women down to tell them they are trailing TP or if their shirt is inside out or something because I'd hope someone would do that for me.
I have had the random sock or pair of underwear or other items stuck in my pantlegs too. Always fun. I also have had trouble with underwear lately where if I wear it with the wrong pants, it slides down eventually, and would come off if it weren't for my pants stopping them... and that makes it all kinds of awkward.
My grandma loves to tell the story of one of her friends. Back in the days when they always wore dresses, she and the friend were walking downtown. All of a sudden, the elastic on the woman's underwear broke, so they plummeted to the ground. She just stepped out of them and kept going. (And obviously never lived it down.)
They must have gotten stuck in the pant leg when I washed them - and I didn't realize it ... !! They had slide down my leg and out the bottom of my jeans when I was bowlng!
This happened to one of my friends when we went to the movies one night. She was getting into my car and a pair of her daughter's thong undies fell out of her pant legs. She was so relieved it happened by my car! LOL!
Oh, something similar happened to my roommate/sister/friend. SO FUNNY!
We were in college, going to our sorority mixer with another fraternity, and her crush was going to be there. So, she had fresh jeans on, and we were all walking out to the car. We saw some of the frat guys going and waved... and I saw something out of the corner of my eye below... red. I said you have something coming out of your pant leg... Looking closer, I see it was a thong!!! HAHAHA! We were crying laughing as she pulled it out, not understanding what it was... and the guys by this point had stopped to say hi to us... and they saw the whole thing... She turned crimson... We couldn't contain our laughter. The guys were joking that she took off her undies, teasing them! HAHAHA!
(PS... she married her crush!)
I'm always the one telling people they have TP stuck to them... or something in their teeth. I want someone to tell me!
It has never happened to me. Luckily.
But I have learned to discretely tell other people (even if I don't know them) when something like this is happening.
Once I walked up the stairs at the train station and there was a girl/woman who had here skirt partly up her pants. You could see people looking and laughing. When I told her she was so embarrassed but also thankful!
I also remember the old lady at the supermarket I worked as a cashier. It was morning and she was the kind of woman that slept with rollers in her hair. And she had forgotten to take one of them out. When I said it, she yanked it out so quickly I was totally flabbergasted. She thanked me multiple times.
So the lesson of today: tell people. In a nice way. They will most likely be very grateful.
I remember doing this at the worst possible time in my life - MIDDLE SCHOOL
as if we aren't ackward enough! I had it wrapped around my skate at the skating rink & proceeded to roll right on out there with it flapping in the wind
I love these stories ladies!
I love cheap jeans from Forever 21, they fit me perfectly. But, they are very cheaply made. The zippers always give out at some point & I'll be there with my fly down. I love my jeans though, so I've just become diligent about checking my fly & making sure my shirt's pulled down.
One Sunday, I noticed my mother-in-law wearing a sweater with one of those sizing tapes down over one boob. You know the ones that say L L L L for large. When I mentioned it to her, she just died because she had just worn it to church and no one had said a thing to her about it. Maybe they didn't notice....
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) and as I was leaving the bathroom stall I looked back and I had toilet paper hanging out of my jeans at the top! How the heck that even happened I have NO clue - but THANK goodness I saw it before I got very far!! I shuddered at the thought of not seeing it before I left the bathroom!! 
Great save on the TP. That would NOT have been a good look LOL!
I flew back out the door and waited for my dad. He walked out and laughed "I said 'I have to pee.'" 
