My scars make a map all over my body...
I was born with a bilateral femural dysplacia/double hip dislocation which means my hips weren't attached to the pelvic bone, plus, in my case, no soft tissue, no ligament. This was in the late 50s, (I was born 1958)so a hip replacement was a sci fi thing.... my first operation was ..I think I was 6 months old.
9 operations until I was 8 years old for the same, doctors kept telling my parents the hips kept coming out of the socket and that I would NEVER walk....
I did though, aged 5, thanks to my parents faith.
With each operation (9 until the age of 8) they left me with very very long scars along my hips that went down the side of my thigh almost down to the knee....and it made keloids too, which for a while stopped me wearing bikinis... those are in both my hips/legs.
Then when I was 18 months I had an umbilical hernia operation but is so very small you can't really see it.
I had an accident on a motorbike when I was 17, very little scar in my knee.
I had a nose job (cosmetic surgery) my parents gave me when I turned 18 as a present (no scars though)
I had a sacro-coxis cyst/pilonidal sinus cyst thing removed from my back (well not quiet , a bit lower when your bum starts but none will go looking for that, so counts as not visible!) I was 23
I had an operation in my vocal chords about that time but also no scars.
My C Section from when I had Sarita but not only is that very well hidden.. but even if you look, it is very faint, a week after Sarita was born, Andy would pierce a vitamin E capsule and drop the contents along the scar. I would also cover my whole belly during pregnancy with olive oil (yes, the cooking/salads one) and did not get any stretch marks.
In 2003 I had the hip replacement that left me in the condition I am today, failed miserably along with the other 3 or 4 operations they did trying toi fix the error. In one way, it was good as it fixed the keloid at least in one leg (I didn't let them operate in the other one after the fiasco of the right leg) still..... I had 42 staples...so you can imagine the length of it.
2014 I think it was I had my gall bladder removed by laparoscopy, which means 3 or 4 very tiny incisions you can't really see...
Funny many of you mention chicken pox scars... I don't have any nor does Sarita ... I do though, have a lot of scaring my teenage acne....but it really doesn't bother me anymore...
I had other procedures abut non scaring (at least not physical LOL)
I often wonder about taking photos of the scars and making a page or 5.... but not sure is something people like to see...I may just make it for myself!!!