Frog Jokes

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  1. Oct 1, 2021 #1
    bestcee

    bestcee In love with places I've never been to

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    What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

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    Lily
     
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    3BluEyedBabies

    3BluEyedBabies Falling for pumpkin ...

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    kiss!
     
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  3. Oct 1, 2021 #3
    bestcee

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    I should go to bed. But, here's another joke:

    Why are frogs so happy?

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    They eat whatever bugs them!
     
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    3BluEyedBabies

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    love that joke! KISS
     
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  5. Oct 1, 2021 #5
    A-M

    A-M Not a lot of hustle in my hustle anymore

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    What's a frog's favorite flower?
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    Answer ( highlight to see): A Croakus
     
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  6. Oct 2, 2021 #6
    MrsPeel

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    LOL you guys kill me!!!!!!

    here is a frog, without a joke!!!!
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  7. Oct 2, 2021 #7
    Roxana

    Roxana Bananas for radishes

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    A-M

    A-M Not a lot of hustle in my hustle anymore

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    Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?

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    Highlight the following for the answer: He liked a good croak and dagger.
     
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    weaselwatchr

    weaselwatchr Viva, Las Vegas!

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    You ladies are cracking me up!!!
     
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    gonewiththewind

    gonewiththewind I choose joy.

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    bestcee

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    [​IMG]
     
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    bestcee

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    What do stylish frogs wear?

    Jumpsuits
     
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    G.J.

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  14. Oct 2, 2021 #14
    amandac

    amandac Read, or Run? Hmmm ...

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    These are too funny!

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    G.J.

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  16. Oct 3, 2021 #16
    bestcee

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    What do you call a sad frog?

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    Unhoppy! {Insert groan here!}
     
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    meganmecrazy

    meganmecrazy Caution: Randomly Breaks Out into Show tunes

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    I kissed the frog!!!
     
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  18. Oct 4, 2021 #18
    bestcee

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    Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
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    He liked a good croak and dagger!
     
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    G.J.

    G.J. If I Could Turn Back Time

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    Funny, kiss Bart
     
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    bestcee

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    What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
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    It got toad!
     
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