Groaner Jokes

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  1. Oct 1, 2022 #1
    bestcee

    bestcee In love with places I've never been to

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    I'm pretty sure it's becoming tradition to share some awful jokes! Those ones that make you groan out loud.

    Why? Because Bart seems to love them!

    So, here's your first one:
    Why are frogs so happy?


    They eat whatever bugs them

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    StefanieS

    StefanieS Think it over, think it under

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    What happens when two frogs collide?
    They get tongue tied.
    Highlight above for answer.
     
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  3. Oct 1, 2022 #3
    navaja77

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    Kiss frog post #1
     
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  4. Oct 1, 2022 #4
    navaja77

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    kiss the frog post #2
    :bk
     
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  5. Oct 1, 2022 #5
    bestcee

    bestcee In love with places I've never been to

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    Why was the frog waiting for the bus?

    Because his car got toad!

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  6. Oct 1, 2022 #6
    dawnmarch

    dawnmarch Actually, no. You are not funny!

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    A kiss for the frog in #5
     
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  7. Oct 1, 2022 #7
    michelepixels

    michelepixels A pun is not fully matured until it is full groan.

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    Love them! As you might guess from my tagline. :rollin
     
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  8. Oct 2, 2022 #8
    Cath_

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    bart waiting for bus, to come here for weekend
     
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    JenEm

    JenEm Pollywog

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  10. Oct 2, 2022 #10
    DigiGrace

    DigiGrace Make mine a purple passion

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    Kissed the frog!
     
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    KimJ

    KimJ Did you check in the refrigerator?

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    LOL Love these jokes!!! :lol
     
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  12. Oct 2, 2022 #12
    weaselwatchr

    weaselwatchr Viva, Las Vegas!

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    What’s my favorite restaurant?
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  13. Oct 2, 2022 #13
    navaja77

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    Kiss the frog!
     
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    weaselwatchr

    weaselwatchr Viva, Las Vegas!

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    iHop!! :giggle:giggle:giggle
     
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    weaselwatchr

    weaselwatchr Viva, Las Vegas!

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  16. Oct 2, 2022 #16
    weaselwatchr

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    Why are frogs rarely angry?
     
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    DigiGrace

    DigiGrace Make mine a purple passion

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    Kissed the frog in post 15
     
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  18. Oct 3, 2022 #18
    weaselwatchr

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    Because they eat whatever bugs them!!!
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  19. Oct 3, 2022 #19
    weaselwatchr

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    What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
     
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    umyesh

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    Toad-a?
     
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