1) Do you own a bike for yourself? Yes, a really nice reddish-purple mountain bike I bought around 1998.
2) Do you ride it? I did when I first bought it, in Glendale, CA. But since we moved to Virginia in 2000 and I became a mom in 2001, I've ridden it approximately 5 times.
3) Have you ever scrapped about learning to ride your bike? This bike? Or my first bike ever? There exists zero photos of my first little bicycle with removable training wheels and I have zero recollection of learning to ride a bike. There is a photo of me with what was probably my second bike, a green one with a banana seat and long, high handle bars which was a hand-me-down from my sister, and I think I have included it in a scrapbook page at some point, but it wasn't about my biking experience . . . so thank you for the scrapping idea!

My neighborhood best friend and I rode bikes A LOT. In my teen years I had a blue Schwinn 10 speed. I think it's still in my parents' garage in San Diego (we had 3 of the same bike my family of 5 shared and I was the one who used one the most. I don't think there are any photos of them though. Maybe I can photograph it when I'm there in a couple weeks! Thanks again for the idea!)
I partly blame the area I live for my lack of bike-riding. I could ride in my immediate neighborhood and the adjacent one (about a 2 mile trip around their perimeters) but if I left these two neigborhoods, it would be extremely dangerous. The narrow rural winding roads have no edge. Not safe for walking either, no sidewalks. I hate that, especially since a shopping/restaurant area sprung up a mile away, a decade ago. But I haven't been upset about not using my bike. I love walking and do lots of that, in my neighborhood and in local parks and walkable areas.

<just a little slower than that emoticon

Since storage isn't an issue for me in this house, I keep holding on to my bike. Someday when I get to downsize, I'll see if keeping the bike is reasonable/desirable. The tires are currently flat but otherwise it's still in excellent condition having been almost exclusively just sitting inside my garage the last 2 decades.