Kim Jensen June Challenge 2021 Italian Joke Dad Told Me.
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- When I was growing up, the Italian jokes abounded. This was the least offensive of them. My dad, first generation Italian born here told the jokes. We weren't taught to speak Italian because we were Americans. I've been at Saint Vincent's hospital a lot lately for my mom and I seriously can't stop laughing every time I see his hand outstretched like this. How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie their hands behind their back. Oh dad, oh no. I'm going somewhere bad for this as a Roman Catholic and hope Saint Vincent has a sense of humor.
When I was in first grade a little girl called me a Guinea Wop. The one time I punched someone. I didn't know how to punch so I winded up like Popeye and let her rip. I went to the principal's office, went home expecting my punishment. My mom was laughing so hard, she hurt herself. She was on the phone with the kid's dad, she's Italian too. He said she deserved it. I never punched anyone again. I love being Italian.
I used Kim Jensen's Hello Spring PPs White paper and MP tape Lime, Washi Tape.
Stringbats 9 Hexagons Brown 3.
