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or.. the dur moments that make you giggle.

Connor has a whole slew of goober-ish things he says.. but today isn't even about him. It's about my 16 year old neighbor girls. I was out doing errands/an appointment with them today and i stopped at the pet store to grab stuff for my animals..

they stop and are looking at the pets they have available..

One of the girls points to a cage-- and says, what are those?

I gave her the o_O face and was like.. those are rabbits.

and she points to her left and says oh so those are bunnies and those are rabbits...


*blink blink* what? bunnies and rabbits are the same! "but these are smaller!"

um yes.. because THEY ARE BABIES!

hahaha
i died laughing. she really thought the babies were a different type of animal... :gigglep


What are your favorite kid moments?
 
I think we all have gaps in our knowledge that seem obvious to others...

Don't know if you watch How I Met Your Mother but if you do have you seen the episode where Ted mispronounces chameleon?

Funny Stuff!
 
One night at supper I served carrots that I didn't bother to cut... I just plunked them on the plate in one whole piece. Jude (4) exclaimed: "WHAT? We're having snowman's noses for supper!!!???"

My two younger boys brought me tulips on mother's day. Suspiciously I asked where they got the lovely flowers. Nathaniel (6) reassured me that they didn't come from my garden, to which Jude responded: "No, they come from the NEIGHBOR's garden!"

Nathaniel once told me I needed and username and password to give him a kiss!
 
funny stuff!! these all made me giggle and snort! ;)

And of course since you asked I can't think of anything.
 
Yea....can't remember anything right off the bat but it happens every week in our house with 4 grandkids between the ages of 1-6!
 
That is too funny! I love hearing the things kids and teenagers come up with. My middle son asked me once if I had electricity when I was little. :huh I was like how old do you think I am? lol Talk about feeling old haha.

And believe it or not but one time my oldest came home from school (he was 14) and was asking what was the term for when you shoot air into a vein (we watched an episode of SVU and this was what he was referring too). This is how it went...

A: Mom, what was that called again from SVU when the lady shot the air directly into a vein?
A: Is it an 0rgasm?
Me: :D :huh :blush :giggle
Me: um, no. That is an embolism. An air embolism.
Then after thinking about it..picturing him telling the kids at school this.
Me: Why? You didn't tell anyone at school that was an 0rgasm did you?! (picturing kids all around the area attempting to inject air to get an 0rgasm)
A: No, I just couldn't remember the what it was called.
Me: Well, um. it's not an 0rgasm. That is entirely something else. Don't go telling anyone that it is an 0rgasm.

I guess my kid is sheltered. He knows about the birds and the bees. But he didn't know what an 0rgasm was. :giggle
 
love these! I try to write down things my kids say so I can include them in their albums, but I mostly forget. Here's one from my 3 yr old:
Me: Where milk comes from?
C: (With "milking" motions) It comes from cows. You just squeeze their buts and it comes out.
 
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