Thats so Punny!

[talktoheather]

How about it?
What are some of your favorite jokes that are puns?

A few of my favorites:

What did one casket say to the other casket?
Who is that coughin'?

What do you call a pig that knows Karate?
Pork Chop!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me!

What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.

Ok, thats what I've got for now.
How about you?

 

[mommy2boyz]

OMG! I'm sooo lame at {any} jokes, but those are hysterical! LOL!

 

[Karen]

I'd have to ask my 6 year old. He's always coming up with good ones.

 

[Dana]

hahaha - i don't have any myself (i cannot remember jokes at all - even if i heard it 3 minutes ago ... ), but those are super cute!