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jk703

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I want to laugh today, don't you!? :giggle Rhetorical question there. But... laughing is really something that I love - to hear others or my own. Sometimes, when I'm laughing at myself, I laugh even harder. When others laugh at themselves, I laugh harder then too! I guess I easily laugh. lol!

Do you have a favorite joke? Or a Dad joke? Haha!
Do you have a fun fact that makes people laugh? Or a useless skill that is a party favorite?
What is something, no matter how many times you hear it, or see it, it will always make you laugh!

I'm a sucker for silly. Please share! :giggle
 
I shared these cringe-worthy and hilariously funny real-life responses. I have to admit that it was funny because I've done ridiculously embarrassing things and can't get over it. LOL

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Oh man, some of those are so cringe worthy.

One liner Dad jokes for the win.

  • Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
  • Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
  • Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
  • I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
  • I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
  • Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
  • Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
  • What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
  • How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
  • Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
  • How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
  • Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
  • What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
  • Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
 
Hahahaha!!! I’m cracking up!!!
The builder one got me!!!
 
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