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Angie4b1g

Angie4b1g

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Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a swarm of bees and why?

Deep thoughts for today.

I'll take the bear. I've been working out, I'll kick a bear's :assslap
 
Angie luv could I say NONE of the above please?? I really REALLY don't want to be chomped by a bear (drop bear here in Aussie-land are VICIOUS!!) and I really REALLY don't like bee's either :)
 
Good grief! This is like a nightmare forming here! LOL! I think I'd take the bees even though I HATE bees because I'm pretty sure I could run faster to get away for those (yeah, I know I really couldn't) but a bear would make me die of a heart attack before I had a chance to run... which you're not supposed to do.

Thank God I didn't read this right before going to bed.
 
If I'm going to get killed by either (which would obviously occur because I run like molasses from a jar in january), I'd choose the bear. It just seems "tougher" to take on a bear than tiny bees so maybe people would be impressed at my funeral. Ha!
 
UGH! You're KILLING me!!! Pun intended! Okay I'll choose the bear because I suspect I'd die pretty quick! I am a wussy when it comes to pain so tons of bee stings sounds terrible! Take me in one big swoop! LOL!
 
If I had a gun...I could shoot a bear. I couldn't shoot the bees...I could try and play dead with a bear...the bees would continue to sting me to death. I'll take the bear, even though I pray I never face either!
 
Maybe a bear? Bees scare me more! As long as it's not sharks. Anyone else watch Sharknado! LOL!
 
I'll take the bear at the moment... I could take a bear out at the moment... cranky pants over idiots at insurance companies amongst other and heaven help it if it woke me up to try and nibble on me some... that would just add to its misery! so a bear would be easy meat! Poor damn thing wouldn't stand a chance!
 
staciahall said:
OMG! I couldn't possibly pass on a "film" called Sharknado! So campy it was hilarious!!
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Just the film clip is enough for me - so bad it's good - like crocosaurus vs megashark...

I'd take the bees I think, drop bears hold no fear for me though Amanda!!
 
4noisyboys said:
If I had a gun...I could shoot a bear. I couldn't shoot the bees...I could try and play dead with a bear...the bees would continue to sting me to death. I'll take the bear, even though I pray I never face either!
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I'd chose a bear, for Debra's reasons exactly. Really, I went through the exact same thought progression as this... great minds Debra!
 
Bear --- one swipe of his/her paw, and I'm dead.

Bees --- millions of tiny little bites all over my body and a slow painful death.

No brainer for me.
 
I go with Amanda and say none.
Gosh Angie, I am having a depressing day....this just made it terryfing LOL
 
5 years ago while my husband was working in Round Rock Texas, I heard a buzzzzz buzzzz buzzzz. I looked to my left, to my right, and saw nothing. Then I looked up and saw what looked like a black cloud over my head buzzing. Now I'm in an electric wheelchair due to Muscular Dystrophy and I tell you Jerry Lewis came very close to seeing his cure. I put my wheelchair into over drive and zoomed into the garage. The cloud buzzing floated over the garage and left. My husband came out of the home he was working on and I told him about the cloud of buzzing. I took him over to the spot I first saw it, and we spotted a black and orange bee dead. I looked this bee up on the computer and yes they where killer bees and the news confirmed killer bees were indeed in Round Rock. People have been attacked and 1 person died. So I guess my answer would be bees, because I know I can out run (wheel) them lol.

BTW, I also ran over and killed a snake while in Texas, but that's another story lol.
 
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