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Pad Patter: 5/18 - Most Embarrassing Moment?

Angie4b1g

Angie4b1g

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I've had MANY. MANY MANY. But here's the one that stands out the most at the moment...

When I was newly married, 22 and 6 months pregnant, we had just moved to FL. We didn't have much furniture, just a couch and an entertainment center made of milk crates. Some friends came to visit, so I made dinner for all of us. Since we didn't have a table to eat at, we all sat on the couch.

I'm sitting there with my plate of spaghetti on my lap, and my friend starts telling this story about how when he was a kid, he had a plate of spaghetti and he was walking across the room when he tripped over the dog and made the spaghetti go flying everywhere. This made me laugh, which made me spill my spaghetti on my lap.

My sweat pants had a whole in the thigh, so when the spaghetti hit my lap, it burned me a bit, which made me stand up quickly, while still laughing.

The laughing fit and the sudden change in position was just too much for my pregnant body to take, and I full on peed my pants standing there.

Good times. :giggle
 
*snort* that is the best story evah! :giggle:giggle:giggle

My most embarrassing story happened when I was little, I was so excited to be going to my first dance with my friends. Anyways we get there and there is this boy that is super cute (wearing baggy pants, a big t-shirt and a baseball hat) Yes I was into that when i was a kid lol. So I get the courage to ask this boy to dance and he said yes. It was a slow dance. So we start to dance and I get a really good look at his face and realize OMG :helpythis dude is a chick. So i let go IMMEDIATELY and said OMG your a girl!!! She Laughed. Then went to see my friends. The rest of the night the "boy/girl" was playfully hitting on me *cause she knew it would bug me* . I haven't lived it down yet, my friends still tease me about it.
 
Let's just say the cheerleader tryouts in junior high school are NOT a favorite childhood memory...
 
LOL I love that you guys can laugh at this stuff. :giggle I don't think I have anything nearly that entertaining. Or if I do, I have blocked it out, which I have been known to do until reminded of things by so called friends. :whistle

The only thing I can think of is me at about 14. Church youth group ski trip. Bunny hill. Tow rope. Trees. Hopeless entanglement. Emergency personnel. Very red face. No more "skiing" for me. :lol
 
Hmmmm. I seriously think of anything that sticks out. I get embarrassed a lot. I'm sure mine would have something to do with Chris and his antics in public, but I really don't know that I want to relive any of those memories.
 
I thought I was hot stuff wearing heeled boots to pick Destiny up from school one day. I was carrying Colton and when I turned to walk back to the car. I.fell.down. in.front.of.the.entire.car.line.

iDie. Seriously. I didn't get out of the car at school for a very long time.
And we were both okay. Colton thought it was funny!
 
I have too many.

I home-colored my hair one night and I was going for a pretty auburn red. Something went horribly wrong. I ended up with neon red hair. No lie. It was literally glowing. My daughter was horrified. I frantically tried to add a brown over the top of it, but it didn't take, so it was still just glowing red. I had to go to work the next day with glow-stick hair. The worst part of it was that I had a mad crush on DH (before he was DH), and I was mortified that he was going to see me like that. I sat in my cubicle and tried to look nonchalant about the whole thing. I avoided his desk and sat quietly at mine which was not our typical routine. Finally, he passed by my desk to grab something off the printer. Without missing a beat, he said "Good morning, Red," with a totally straight face. I died. But he ended up marrying me anyway, so I guess it was okay. LOL.
 
We joke a lot about farts in our house...yes, it's that juvenile.

After I'd had my daughter, well, after giving birth, let's say that my gut was still adjusting. I took her to a Big Box Bookstore nearby when she was a couple of months old. I didn't realize how full of gas I was until I lifted her up and let loose an enormous, long loud fart in the middle of the aisle! The only other person there that I could see was a little boy, about 4 years old. He RAN he was so scared of the sudden noise. If there was anyone else on either side of me, luckily I didn't hear them giggling or commenting. I was mortified.
 
One time I went to abs/core class and when you get the abs working, the farts can't be stopped. I let out this HUGE one accidentally. The trainer (my friend) was trying to play it cool and explained that when you're working the core blah blah blah. I said "well that wasn't my finest moment" and my friend next to me was just DYING laughing. That was when the entire class fell apart.

But hey, I broke down a wall. From then on, it was perfectly acceptable to fart at abs class, and no one would even flinch. LOL
 
I have a million. But this one is right out of YM magazine. I once got my period during writing class in high school and I was wearing light colored pants. Luckily I was surrounded by a bunch of girls who noticed and covered up the whole situation. It was still pretty mortifying! And my teacher yelled at me the next day for not keeping track of my cycle, which just made it all worse. I was very irregular back then. It was all so horrible. Ugh!
 
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