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bestcee

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Do you like them? Do you groan? Do you hate when kids get fixated on one particular? Especially when they tell the joke wrong? (No? Just me? Okay.)

Do you collect them for your kids/spouse/that one friend?

If so, here's one for you:
What job did the frog have at the hotel?

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Wait for it....


Bellhop! :groan
 
Oh, and lame joke from my darling not-yet-two year old niece:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Moo!

She thinks that's SOOOOO funny.
 
Meredith78 said:
Oh, and lame joke from my darling not-yet-two year old niece:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Moo!

She thinks that's SOOOOO funny.
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(maybe at not yet two, it's not the interrupting cow version yet but it's a bit less lame and more funny! (well to me anyway! And Bart!)
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Rib- Moooo!- bit!
 
amandac said:
Thats aaaaaaawful Courtney! I love it!!

ok here is one from me!

"why can't you trust trees?"
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because
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they are
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SHADY!!!!
:giggle
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i did actually groan at that one, it certainly fits the lame category!
 
My mom used to tell lame jokes and I thought they were corny as a kid, but now that she's in heaven I miss her jokes and tell them to my kids. We went through a knock knock joke stage when my two older kids were older. I remember going on road trips and printing out lists of knock knock jokes to tell them to pass the time.
 
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And I've been known to share a few frog jokes/riddles too!
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
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Unhoppy!
 
My daughter always starts laughing before she gives the punch line and it's hillarious, especially when she tells blonde jokes! She's a redhead, so we call her our redheaded blonde. LOL :giggle
 
My 16 year old daughter says I should share her favorite joke:

So the Wicked Witch of the West knocks over a bucket of water and melts herself. You could say . . .

. . . she kicked the bucket.


And my husband likes to say . . .

The farmer, out-standing in his field.

and

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't. You get down off a duck.
 
Haha!! My husband is the KING of bad jokes! They run in his family, I think. I never met his grandfather, but the whole family tells stories about his legendary bad jokes. He would tell the same ones over and over, and eventually the family just game them numbers. After that, he would just say something like, "Number 4!" and they would all laugh. :)

Bart enjoys a good joke, too!

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