too funny.. my brother got his first tattoo at 50, and he has about 4 or 5... his wife does not like tattoos .. LOL I too dislike tattoos... My nephew has a bunch.. ugh! re your listing of pink hair etc...
Here is your answer
@AnneofAlamo:
1) get a short wig that you can dye pink. (This way you can wear it when you want and take it off and go back to "normal")
2) get clip on earrings - a small hoop to clip on your nose or ear, and then it is removable with no permanency.
3) get the rub ons for a temporary tattoo
This way you can still do these things for the temporary thrill and you still can paint the hallway Orange if you want, but I suggest a photo of your hallway, and use photo shop to paint it orange then it can also go back to normal color after you had your fun
Best of both worlds.. the temporary wild side and then the norm!! XO