Oh no!! That had to be painful!! And yeah, I trip over god knows what all the time...or nothing at all
Ohhhh I'm sorry, but that did make me giggle just a little. But I'm sure there weren't many giggles at the time.
Oh goodness!! You have had your share of injuries! I feel ya on the bruising thing. I am always bruised and couldn't tell ya where half of them come from lol.I have never been graceful and was ALWAYS injuring myself as a kid... one wasn't my fault though... I guess i was born with pretty bad eye sight and the tipping point that finally clued my mother in was when I was running in the backyard and ran smack into a tree! Ooops!
I'm contanstly bumping into things and ending up with bruises. Last week when I went grocery shopping, I came out of the store and was waiting to cross the "road" in the parking lot because a car was coming, she waved me on, so instead of walking and slowing her down, I thought I'd do a little jog to get out of her way as fast as I could and I kicked my shin bone into the cart I was pushing and I now have a lovely bruise to show for it. This type of thing happens to me a lot. Lol! I try to be nice and I get a bruise. Ha ha!
I broke my collar bone twice as a kid (once while being pulled in a wagon behind a riding lawnmower and once crashing into my sister on bikes at night) and broke my wrist in 7th grade when I was just walking down the hallway and a boy tripped me... caught my fall on my right hand and POOF my wrist was swollen in seconds and I fractured a bunch of those little bones in there. sigh. My parents got questioned at the ER because I broke so many bones in a couple of years. I didn't realize what the doctors thought and I just told them my crazy stories and they would laugh and say "you couldn't make that up"
Yep, I'm usually covered in those bruises and most of the time have no idea where they came from!Are you asking today, yesterday, recently, etc.....b/c I have an answer for all of that LOL. I am the clumsiest person you'll ever meet
I bump into things, I find bruises all over my body constantly but b/c I'm so used to being clumsy that I don't even think about it and then can't remember where I got the bruises from. I have to be extremely careful when I have my big camera, knowing I am so clumsy.
So, last wkend, I'm out with Bailey, walking through a flat, pebbled trail through the bird sanctuary. We're walking at a leisurely pace, chatting, strolling along and next thing you know, I'm falling to the ground, face first, my DSLR and huge lens are crashing to the ground. It felt like slow motion, I was able to lift my arm up to help protect the camera crash but then I lost the momentum and it came down. I winced as it hit the dirt. Bailey was horrified, standing there in shock, everyone was running towards me, concerned, to see me spread out face first in the dirt. I was worried about B's reaction b/c of her brain injury so I need to calm her fears down so I started to laugh hysterically, as I lifted my dirt, pebbled face off the ground and struggled to sit up. She finally started laughing with me and people just backed away like I was crazy and they didn't want to get too close. I must have trippled over a small rock or something but its a pretty smooth path so I don't know what the heck I did LOL. Luckily the camera and lens were ok, just a few little nicks on the camera body. Whew. We had to wipe me down b/c I was covered in dirt and had pebbles stuck in my cheek. What a day! But, when I told my daughter and hubs they just shook their heads, nodding, like yep....of course you would do this....happens all the time
I think you need to stop getting in fights with benches!
Yep, I think if I were you I'd stay away from basketball
