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Angie4b1g

Angie4b1g

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I'm pathetic

My dh is out of town and I am SUPER excited about it (bad wife).

Mostly because I LOVE a clean and orderly bed. He's a sweaty italian and he sleeps like a helicopter. :rollingpin

The first thing I do when he leaves town is strip the bed and wash the bedding so that it can be fresh and clean for me to hog it up. I barely MOVE all night. All I have to do in the morning is pull the corner of the blanket back up and the bed is made.

I love love love clean sheets. Momma is gonna sleep well tonight.
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My hubby is away from home as well and I'm looking forward to staying up LATE.. all weekend long and sleeping in and having a nice restful sleep all alone in my kingsize bed!! LOL!!
 
Nothing like a fresh set of sheets in a freshly made bead. Ahhh.... :flirty
 
ah i wish mine would go away! Preferably with the kids! lol

Enjoy your clean sheets angie!!
 
Yup, and no snoring husbands and clean sheets to boot too...!! LOL!
 
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That is so funny Angie!

My husband is tall and has to sleep with the sheets/blankets all untucked, wrapped around him, and his feet hanging over the bed. Because of this we sleep with two twin comforters on a king bed. I regularly dream of sleeping like a "normal person", both under the same sheets and everything tucked snug as a bug. I routinely tell him he sleeps like he lives in a college dorm. Add our twin 4 yr-old boys and a dog that all sneak and join us in bed during the middle of the night, and it's quite a funny scene.
 
Lol sleeps like he's in a college dorm. My dh is also non-stop reaching for something on the floor next to the bed and taking all the covers with him. It makes me want to punch him.
 
I love clean sheets too! Especially if they've been drying on the clothesline. They smell so fresh!
 
A bedroom with no annoying dog whining to go outside at the buttcrack of dawn or a farty sweaty making weird noises in the night husband?!? BLISS. If only...
 
omg you made me laugh when you said you strip the sheets once he has gone lmao,hope you had a good night alone
 
See?!?! I'm not the only one that doesn't mind when DH is gone once in awhile. I love my bed made each morning and the sheets are crispy clean! DH sweats when its freezing cold so I sleep on my side and he stays on his side (when it sleepy time, of course)! LOL
 
LeeAndra said:
A bedroom with no annoying dog whining to go outside at the buttcrack of dawn or a farty sweaty making weird noises in the night husband?!? BLISS. If only...
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:lmao
 
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Hahaha I don't blame you...mine's the same. Sweaty as heck and the sheets are nasty in no time. Sorry...that doesn't conjure up nice images. All I'm saying is that I can totally relate...unfortunately
 
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