A’Phabet Day

[umyesh]

Happy A’Phabet Day aka No “L” Day!

Any of you like a good pun?

Share something punny to celebrate!

 

[dawnmarch]

Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

He has Claus-trophobia.

 

[tanteva]

A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.
Pun in, ten dead

 

[tanteva]

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
“I dunno," the rabbit says, "I’m only here because of autocorrect.”

 

[umyesh]

Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

He has Claus-trophobia.

I love that you shared a Christmas one! Merry Christmas Dawn!

 

[umyesh]

A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.
Pun in, ten dead

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
“I dunno," the rabbit says, "I’m only here because of autocorrect.”

I’ve never heard either of these Eva! So good! Sometimes I hate autocorrect lol

 

[keepscrappin]

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?


Rude-olph!

 

[umyesh]

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?


Rude-olph!

Yay for another Christmas one! I hope you had a very Merry Christmas Kayla.

 

[Brendazzle]

I love terrible puns and bad jokes.

My child's current favorites are "what's brown and sticky?" (a stick) and "what's orange and fruity?" (an orange). Height of humor over here.

One of my favorites is "what did the buffalo say to his son?" Bison!

 

[umyesh]

I love terrible puns and bad jokes.

My child's current favorites are "what's brown and sticky?" (a stick) and "what's orange and fruity?" (an orange). Height of humor over here.

One of my favorites is "what did the buffalo say to his son?" Bison!

I’ve never heard that bison joke! Love it!

 

[scrapchyck]

Q. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

A. The elf-abet!

 

[umyesh]

Q. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

A. The elf-abet!

Yay for another Christmas one! I’m sad Christmas is over because I didn’t squeeze in enough Christmas music and movies this year.

 

[scrapchyck]

Yay for another Christmas one! I’m sad Christmas is over because I didn’t squeeze in enough Christmas music and movies this year.

I didn't watch the movies...I opted for holiday baking shows this year and that was really fun. Got lots of Christmas music at church. So, I feel good for another year.

 

[umyesh]

I didn't watch the movies...I opted for holiday baking shows this year and that was really fun. Got lots of Christmas music at church. So, I feel good for another year.

I’ll have to try holiday baking shows next year!