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Angie4b1g

Angie4b1g

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"I swear I'm the only one who..."

I'll start!

...refills the Keurig.

(they don't have to be gripes. Maybe you're the only one who likes bananas!)
 
I'm the only one who put sugar in the sugar bowl! And I'm the only one who put a new toilet paper roll on the 'thing-a-ma-jig'!
 
I'm the only one who can watch Law & Order: Criminal Intent over and over and over even if I've seen the episode 20 times.
 
I'm the only one who will actually empty garbage cans in this house!

((Even John just gets a new bag and sits it NEXT to the full garbage can. Drives me freaking crazy.)
 
I swear I'm the only one who isn't into Harry Potter, hasen't seen the movies past the first one or read the books and I'm a huge reader...
 
and another I just thought of:

I swear I'm the ONLY one eating all these blasted Cadbury Mini Eggs.... I think I've gained 3 or 4 lbs. I may have to resort to exercising ::gasp:: which is the last thing I want to do... lol
 
I swear I am the only one....

in my family who knows how to wash a dish!! We don't have our dishwasher yet, and it sure seems like everyone else in the family is totally incapable of washing anything.
 
I swear I'm the only one who has a fear-nothing son who is so afraid of ants he'd pee in the garbage can instead of the toilet that has one ant on it...
 
lol these are awesome! And Trish... that garbage bag thing would send me over the edge. I'm also the only one that changes the garbage, they just pile it higher and higher, much to the delight of the dog, who then drags it all over the house. O.o
 
I'm the only one who...


...picks up the dog poo.
 
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I swear I'm the only one who knows how the stove works.
I swear I'm the only one who knows how the dishwasher works.
I swear I'm the only one who has a major crush on Conan O'Brien.
I swear I'm the only one who's not into Harry Potter, Twilight, or the Hunger Games.
I swear I'm the only one who doesn't have an Iphone or Android.
 
mommatrish said:
I swear I'm the only one who has a fear-nothing son who is so afraid of ants he'd pee in the garbage can instead of the toilet that has one ant on it...
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I just bust out laughing. That's funny.

I swear I'm the only one that appreciates a clean kitchen. No one else here does. grr
 
I swear I'm the only adult who has to watch Ninjago EVERY MORNING during breakfast.

I swear I'm the only one who appreciates a good brussel sprout dish :) (but I'm working on getting my guys to enjoy it)
 
I loveee roasted brussel sprouts. My daughter and husband do, too. The boys, not so much. lol
 
I'm the only one who folds all the laundry. DH will pick through and put just his away...sometimes the kids...drives me nuts!
 
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