Tell a Joke | Pad Patter 8.16

[IntenseMagic]

I head back in to work tomorrow, so I've spent a lot of time today prepping for that and making sure that everything is ready for there and here since DS will be home alone this week. With that being said and all the crazy running through my head, I was kind of excited to learn that it's Tell A Joke Day! I can use all the laughs I can get right now! Let's hear 'em! Tell me your favorite jokes!!


Here's one of my favorites - What did the one nut say when he was chasing the other nut?
I'm a cashew!

 

[umyesh]

How do you catch a unique owl?

You 'neak up on it!

 

[bellbird]

i scrolled thru a few quick ones - you know i like birds so after that owl one i went looking for another good one
- this one made me smile

 

[bellbird]

(this one made me groan but i like to stick to a theme - you'll groan again when you realise what i did there

 

[Tree City]

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

 

[michele hillam]

 

[jk703]

Why did the tomato turn red?

Highlight the answer >>> Because he saw the ranch dressing!

Bwahahahaha! I still crack up since my then 8 year old told me this joke!

 

[StefanieS]

 

[QuiltyMom]

How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?

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You paint his toenails red.

 

[michelepixels]

You all made me laugh!

Here are a few I've saved in my funny file.

 

[bellbird]

i'm back cos i read these to my son and he asked why i didn't include his favourite joke - i found it in convenient jpg form, here it is

boys, right?!

 

[bellbird]

this was funny when i actually got it - for the life of me i couldn't get it to start with i kept thinking 'pi is 3.14159 etc' so it should cost like $3.15 everywhere!

 

[A-M]

I am no good at remembering jokes so here is a couple I found on the web:

 

[Tree City]

This thread keeps making me GIGGLE!

 

[IntenseMagic]

You guys have really made my day!! I definitely needed all these laughs!!

 

[Cherylndesigns]

This was one of my youngest dd's favorite "Grampie jokes" (my dad) when she was a little girl. We lived in Michigan and he lived in Indiana and they used to call each other long distance and tell each other jokes.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his cousin Gregory Peck"

She used to dissolve in laughter.

 

[Lynnette]

Yesterday I saw an ad that said: 'radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full'.

I thought, 'I can't turn that down'.