When I get Big

When I get bigger, I want to work for Oscar Meyer. I can be there first and only professional ham taster; because ham is so yummy! I would tell them if their hams were good or bad. I would tell them all the secrets to making the bestest hams in the world, like rubbing them with brown sugar and pineapple juice like my mommy. It would be the best job in the whole wide world. They could even pay me in hams. I wouldn’t need money cause I could eat at work everyday.

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