Okay, this story is *funnier* than the movie because I'm picturing a two year old saying that to me in a store line and completely cracking me up for the rest of the day. Love how you wrote about it and put the story on the layout, which is unexpectedly dark for such a hilarious story--wonderful contrast.
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