How to throw a horrible NYE Party - - there are many steps, but you too can do this if you just follow my simple instructions!
First, have your best friend bring a blind date who also happens to bring the worst child in the world -- who proceeded to run screaming through the house all night. Next, have your older kids bring friends who decide to throw food at each other on your new ivory couch that you've only had for 2 days. Then have 1 of your guest drink too much and proceed to give the older kids playing the food tossing game. the what for. Add in rain, mud on your carpets and not being able to release the wish lantens at midnight
and you my friend, now have the recipe for one fantastic party!
Oh oh. What a disaster. You are brave to write about it. I love the typewriter font on the brown paper. The paint splatters and drips help bring in that disaster theme.
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