"Graham always made fun of Estelle's gardening skills. He would laugh and laugh when she tried her very best to grow some crops for their dinner table. He claimed, to anyone who would listen, that the only thing she actually managed to grow in her garden was some mangy weeds and bugs. One day he told his sister that Estelle had tried to murder him with her awful Rhubarb and she saw red! “I’ll show you bugs”, she growled, and proceeded to stuff Graham's trousers full of creepy, spiky legged critters. "take THAT" she cried as he jumped up and down howling his horror to the skies. When the dust finally settled and Graham got the last bug out of his pants he was positively Gob-smacked! His expression was so funny that Estelle laughed and laughed until she felt much better and took him inside for a nice cup of tea and shortbread biscuits."
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