Christmas Snitch

I did not think the Elf on the Shelf was an innocuous story. Seriously.
Journaling - I was deeply concerned to learn about a an elf that claims to be an agent working for you. Great acts of deceit are perpetrated against children every night via coercion, threats, punishment and enforcement of said threats. A child in fear of a lost Christmas is a torture no child should know. This elf gives all mystical creatures of tradition and legend a bad name.