that awkward moment when...

Andrea

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...you drive past your neighbors jogging & make eye contact just as your taking a GINROMOUS bite out of your popcorn ball...(yeah, the husband just stared at me as he was dripping sweat...)

Does anyone else ever have dorky stuff like this happen to them? lol.

I seem to have one of these types of moments at least once a week, haha!

P.S. I don't exercise, it's a goal, lol. I did exercise like 9 times in 2011 which was a world record for me.
 
:giggle Good thing you didn't wreck or he didn't run into a stop sign or something as he was staring :lol that would have been classic!
 
:giggle Good thing you didn't wreck or he didn't run into a stop sign or something as he was staring :lol that would have been classic!

haha, seriously! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one...it was just too ironic since they were dripping with sweat and I was stuffing my face! It reminded me when we ate ice cream watching The Biggest Looser a few years ago and realized the irony of the situation, lol!
 
lol! Yep! All the time!

I was in the restroom this weekend and my friend was beside me. She was saying how hot she was from sitting in the car and travelling. She said her underarms were hot and as a joke I said my crotch was hot... well I THOUGHT there was no one else in the washroom... lol...
 
That's why I won't eat a burger in my car if I'm driving in town. I would inevitably see someone I know and they would have that image of me stuffing my face! Bwahahaha
 
that is so me.
i drive through mcdonalds. and shove those fries down my throat so fast.
and i know people are staring me down in unbelief.
my goal, also, is to NOT exercise. however, my husband has started running.
2 of my kids do track and my other son plays football.
i bought lots of work out clothes and walking/jogging shoes.
i've decided once it is NICE out (not too hot, not too cold or nasty windy)
i will walk the track while the kids practice..
however, i will stop immediately, if i begin to break a sweat.
LOL
 
oh and i love as i'm driving through mcdonalds.
the workers are like........
'see ya next time!!!!'
i'm like. huh?
you act like you see me twice a week!
whateve. LOL
 
that is so me.
i drive through mcdonalds. and shove those fries down my throat so fast.
and i know people are staring me down in unbelief.
my goal, also, is to NOT exercise. however, my husband has started running.
2 of my kids do track and my other son plays football.
i bought lots of work out clothes and walking/jogging shoes.
i've decided once it is NICE out (not too hot, not too cold or nasty windy)
i will walk the track while the kids practice..
however, i will stop immediately, if i begin to break a sweat.
LOL

bawahaha! I hear ya on not breaking a sweat! I'm so glad I'm not the only one avoiding exercise like crazy, lol!
And hey, I walk my mini dachshunds like twice a month or something...that's amazing exercise, right? All my boys
play sports, too, and I love watching them. I think watching someone exercise should totally count as a workout, don't you?
haha!
 
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Or that moment when you're digging around in your nose at a red light and glance over to see the guy next to you is totally watching the show, so you sort of slide your finger out and act like you were just rubbing your nose and pray that the light will change as soon as possible.
 
HA HA HA!! This is some funny stuff! :)

I used to do stuff like trip over nothing and act like I fell down in front of my sister when we'd go out in public together because she was so completely shy and I liked to watch her blush and pretend she didn't know me. Unfortunately, I did that so much that eventually it wore off and she didn't get embarassed anymore. What a shame. I wonder if it would work if we went to the mall now together. :giggle
 
I don't need to exercise tonight because I'm laughing my a** off at these stories!

(with lame responses like that, you can bet I get myself into some odd predicaments in real life...) :giggle
 
nope not done that but does falling down the stairs on your arse the weekend infront of all the kids that are having a sleep over one of those moments cause thats what happened to me
 
Am I the only one who went in a totally different direction with Andrea's post?! I must be a horrible awful gurl. I was giggling over her seeing some hot sweaty GUY and taking a big bite of a popcorn BALL... but it must be only me whose mind is in the gutter. :whistle
 
Am I the only one who went in a totally different direction with Andrea's post?! I must be a horrible awful gurl. I was giggling over her seeing some hot sweaty GUY and taking a big bite of a popcorn BALL... but it must be only me whose mind is in the gutter. :whistle

You just about made me spray my Lifewater on the screen! Nope, that had not come to mind at all when I had posted this, but I'm laughing way hard that it came to your mind! bawahaha!
 
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