Anyone got any clean jokes? My mother-in-law has a friend that emails her a joke daily, most of them of the groaner variety! She's always looking for one to send back.
That's the topic of the NBK-Design challenge this month! My page is there too. https://the-lilypad.com/forum/threads/nbk-design-august-2021-challenge.78696/
I laughed because that joke has been turned into "The Duck Song" and my kid sings it all the time! Only, it's lemonade instead of crackers.
My favorite is this one: How do you catch a unique frog? You ‘neak up on it! I like to switch out the animal. I think the original is rabbit but I had to use frog here at The Lilypad. Definitely groan worthy!
My youngest daughter and I speak in "Gifs" we use that function on our iphones and a daily conversation goes on for pages and pages. They've had a ton of rain and their first tropical storm "Fred" LOL and the first day I asked her if they needed a rowboat yet, this is the Gif she sent for an answer. It also looks like my cat. LOL My favorite joke EVER (please don't be offended anybody) - Guy gets to Heaven and Saint Peter asks him how he got there. He says that he was in a hurricane and God said he'd save him and he didn't, so he died. Saint Peter says "You big dummy, He sent you two boats and a helicopter" (Hence, the rowboat Gif from my daughter.) She knew that joke was coming.
What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!” What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut? "I'm a cashew"
When my youngest dd was a little girl, she and my dad used to call each other long distance (it used to cost - back in the "old days") and tell each other jokes. My dad loved to "get her" and one time, he asked her "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Her answer - "Why?" Dad: "To see his cousin "Gregory Peck".
Two more for you: What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you in the corner. *********************************** Why did Adelle cross the road? To say Hello from the other side.
Haha, if you haven't played Mario games then it probably isn't funny. But denim, denim, denim goes to the rhythm of one of the sounds in the game.
Ok here's an Aussie kid one What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! (Let me know if it doesn't translate or I need to draw a diagram)
Oh, I've been a Nintendo addict since the 80s LOL ... but I guess I just never heard that the sound says denim. LOL Lost in translation, I guess LOL