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that the sun was starting to rise, and I was indeed in the wrong camp site, but I said, "Hey, would you like a taco?" And he was like, "Sure...but did you hear all those strange noises last night? I thought for sure Big Foot was visiting. Did you see anything?"
 
Then his taco started to drip, it was the color of blood. I ran and ran and ran as far as I could go away from that campsite.
 
I was terrified beyond reason seeing what looked like blood splattered everywhere. I had to take a few deep breaths and get a hold of myself. There must be a logical reason for all of this. A woman approached me with a giant basket of tomatoes; she told me that they're just exploding and making the biggest mess ever. She was never going to make any sauce at this rate.
 
She held one out on her palm to show me. It exploded! The juice ran down my cheek and I got a seed stuck in my eye. Tears welled as I tried to wipe it away, but then I heard her exclaim...
 
Salsa!! That's what we will make with the exploding remains of all these tomatoes. It'll be perfect for tacos! Then she asked...
 
No, sorry, dear. I do have corn on the cob, though. They are quite delicious if I say so myself. Would you like some of that??
 
Yes, I'd like some corn. I'm going to make myself an explosive salad and some popcorn. Do you have anything else for my salad?
 
"Yes, I think I will find something in my..." but I stopped, because I had no idea where I was, where my camp disappeared, and the only camp close to us was the handsome weird stranger. Should I go back there, or just run away from all that?
 
I finally came to my senses and realized that the best thing was trying to find my own camp. I needed to get away from this craziness! It feels like I am trapped in some kind of "Alice in Wonderland" scenario but in the woods.
 
I thanked the woman and walked away slowly. I tried to remember the direction I had taken to get here. How to get back to where I was before? Suddenly, something hits my back, it's a tomato! The woman is throwing tomatoes at me. I run. I run faster than I have ever run before.
 
When I stopped and looked around, I finally knew where I was and returned to my own campsite. Breathless after the morning run, I walked towards our tent and began to open the zipper.
 
And who was sitting on the edge of my cot? Sasquatch himself asking if I wanted a taco!
 
No More Taco's! I must still be dreaming. I got under the covers and tried to go back to sleep. Hoping that when I wake up that all will be back to normal.
 
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