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  1. jk703

    jk703 CEO of Anything and Everything, Everywhere

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    These made me giggle!
     
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  2. jensesan

    jensesan Active Member

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    A few more...

    What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
    A croaker spaniel.

    Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
    He was afraid of getting toad.

    What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
    Morse toad.

    What do you call a frog with no back legs?
    Unhoppy

    What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
    French flies and a diet croak
     
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  3. Li Li Wee

    Li Li Wee I create my imagination

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    DigiGrace Make mine a purple passion

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  5. bestcee

    bestcee In love with places I've never been to

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    What's a frog's favorite game?



    croak-et!
     
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    krscraps I'm a nerd.

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