A few more... What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel. Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road? He was afraid of getting toad. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad. What do you call a frog with no back legs? Unhoppy What does a frog order in Mcdonald's? French flies and a diet croak